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Spiffy Mcspifferstein

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*poosh*

 

I've appeared in midair for yet another blog entry.

 

Of course, it's midair. You're never in "highair" or "lowair". So, obviously there's a conspiracy about things in the middle. There's the Middle East, and the Midwest, but there's now Low East or Highwest. Middle's just used wrong...and it sounds like meddle.

"*gasp!* It's Old Man Willowby from the abandoned mine!"

"And I woulda gotten arweh wit id too if it wern't fer you middling keds!"

 

Keds...apparently a pair of shoes solved the case.

SHOE DETECTIVE! DUN DUN DUUUNN!

Another conspiracy, I'm sure.

 

 

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There you go, Eggmutique. Thatta's way to ramble. Absolutely nothing to do with pies, muffins, cookies or -really just any pastry product. Except cake, which is the best and is thankfully not unrandom. (Unrandom things are things that were once random because they were unusual, and funny to know about, but quickly became horribly overused and are now just boring and blah. Examples: Llamas (No offence, Spitty), and the fact that those things on the ends of shoelaces are called aglets.)

So I applaud you for this eggmutation. It really sounded like you started typing with a topic in mind, then totally tangented away. Tangenting is fun. Who knows what a tangent is? It's a line that crosses a circle at only one point, and is therefore perpendicular to the radius that intersects it. But in trigonometry, tangent is a magic number that helps you find the missing lengths or angles of a right triangle. The tangent of an angle is equal to the length of the opposite side divided by the length of the adjacent side. And when you put Y=tan(X) in a TI graphing calculator, you get a funky design.

See thith? That's a tangent in all senses.

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Mobius

and now for a long, useless tangent.

 

old man willowby is boring. How come the person everyone but velma thinks didi it never does it? And why does velma already know who does it? was she in on it? Was i in on it? maybe Spitty did it. nah, he has llamas. They spit too much for him to do it. maybe exo did it, and then didn't tell us he did it, and started this blog entry to confuse us. Say, how come humans can get confused? does confused just mean "not fused?" are people who undersatnd things actually dynamite in disguise?

old man jenkens did it!

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