As the title suggests, I'm not dead.

What really happened was that there's a particularly nasty virus on my computer, and my dad spent the last two days (unsucessfully) trying to get rid of it. I managed to get on today because I have to do some research on various stuff (and it's annoying, seeing how slow my computer is now ).

So basically, I'm not dead, and I do not apologize if I got anyone's hopes up.