People celebrate Groundhog Day because groundhogs are actually much more intelligent than we, and have programmed our genetic code to force us to give them a holiday.

...What? It makes perfect sense.

Haha, did you just make that up on the spot, or did you already know that?

You are right though, it makes perfect sense.

I was going to watch Groundhog Day (movie) today, primarily because my sister hates it. I didn't.

I marked February 20th on my calendar today though. I'll be adding the times later.

The true reason behind Groundhog day: Groundhog day is an ancient holiday, first introduced to our society when archaeologist John A. Smit dug up a tablet, estimated to be over Seven thousand years old, in what is today Southern Arkansas. On it was inscribed the following: "We the people of Groundhogtopiaz have left this tablet behind for future generations, so that they may know how we did things. First: Religion. Our religion is a simple one. Every year, on the 2nd of Und, we dig up Porky, our sacred Groundhog, and show him the light. If he squeaks that he has seen his shadow, we know that the gods are angry with us, and there will be Six more weeks of the season of ice. If he does not see it, the season will end soon. If we should ever forget to dig Porky up, we shall have eternal ice, and our bodies will freeze. Second: Cooking.

1.) Catch hog.

2.) Kill hog.

3.) Use stones to grind hog.

4.) Stick in Kiln for one hour.

5.) Take out, if stick is black, the Kiln is hot enough.

6.) Stick in Ground Hog for one hour.

7.) Pull out and eat.

1.) Pick a large leaf.

2.) Follow Ground hog instructions.

3.) Stick Ground hog on Leaf."

After that, we can never find out, because Smit tripped, and half of it fell into the ocean, where it was swallowed by a whale.

I was going to watch Groundhog Day (movie) today, primarily because my sister hates it. I didn't.

 

I marked February 20th on my calendar today though. I'll be adding the times later.

I've never seen Groundhog Day before. Isn't it about that guy that keeps on living the same day over and over?

I'm gonna be taking pictures of the eclipse from start to stop with my totally awesome camera.

The true reason behind Groundhog day: Groundhog day is an ancient holiday, first introduced to our society when archaeologist John A. Smit dug up a tablet, estimated to be over Seven thousand years old, in what is today Southern Arkansas. On it was inscribed the following: "We the people of Groundhogtopiaz have left this tablet behind for future generations, so that they may know how we did things. First: Religion. Our religion is a simple one. Every year, on the 2nd of Und, we dig up Porky, our sacred Groundhog, and show him the light. If he squeaks that he has seen his shadow, we know that the gods are angry with us, and there will be Six more weeks of the season of ice. If he does not see it, the season will end soon. If we should ever forget to dig Porky up, we shall have eternal ice, and our bodies will freeze. Second: Cooking.

Ground Hog

 

1.) Catch hog.

2.) Kill hog.

3.) Use stones to grind hog.

4.) Stick in Kiln for one hour.

5.) Take out, if stick is black, the Kiln is hot enough.

6.) Stick in Ground Hog for one hour.

7.) Pull out and eat.

 

Ground hog on leaf

1.) Pick a large leaf.

2.) Follow Ground hog instructions.

3.) Stick Ground hog on Leaf."

 

After that, we can never find out, because Smit tripped, and half of it fell into the ocean, where it was swallowed by a whale.

I tell you what, I wouldn't believe this for a second, but it's still awesome.

What's not to believe?

happy early birthday!

hey Dalek! have any more ground hog?

I'm gonna be taking pictures of the eclipse from start to stop with my totally awesome camera.

I think that's my sister's.

Really? It's an awesome camera; top of the line.