Wow my gosh holy cow wow what the oh my holy freakin' wow dang wow.

Wow.

This is like a total repeat of PSAT scores arriving.

So it's Computer Programming I, second period today. I log onto the computer, first thing I do? Get started on our programming project? Nope. Internet explorer, http-colon-slash-slash collegeboard dot com enter. For students, log in, SAT scores. Enter log in information again to confirm.

There it is. Three little black numbers.

Critical Reading 800

Math 790

Writing 800

I just started laughing.

1) I'M NEVER GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE THE SAT AGAIN! THREE HOURS AND FORTY-FIVE MINUTES OF AGONY I WILL NEVER, EVER HAVE TO SIT THROUGH EVER AGAIN IN MY LIFE!

2) I don't believe it! My two weaker sections once AGAIN get perfect scores, and the EASIEST section of all? I get a question wrong! I got a question wrong on Math when I didn't on the other two sections! I don't believe it!

3) It's President's Day weekend. We have tomorrow off for staff development. Meaning I've got a 4-day weekend, of which I will spend exactly ZERO hours studying for the next SAT! Heck yeah, man!

4) IMO 2350 is probably the best score to get below a 2400. Anything higher, and there's that nagging feeling that, gosh darnit, I just didn't make the perfect, and if only I hadn't screwed up on that one single question...

But heck, a 2390 is more than satisfactory. I mean, I'm utterly elated! TAKE THAT, ETS! HAH!

They must have really scaled the essay. I got a 10 on it and still made the 800. Huh.

EVAAAAAAAAAAAR!