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Have you heard the one about the woman who wreaked like a pig pen?

Nope.

Me neither.

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If that's not enough, read this, it'll put you to sleep, and your entertainment will no longer be my problem.

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*Head spins around at 3000rpm as I run screaming through 18 different dimentions simultaniously and then get eaten by a giant toad*

 

The NerdGod hath expired... Or has he?

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It's a case o' the brick, the brick indeed, a brick to your head makes your be-bricked head bleed! Brick! Brick! Brick! Bricks in the mornin' and bricks at midday! Bricks at dinner an' bricks in yer souffle! Bricks flyin' from here to their, bricks droppin' straight out o' the air!
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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really ticked.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

 

~AA

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