Conspiracy Theory #87
Vezon is British.
He lives with his pet spiders in this old, fancy mansion. His preferred décor is chains and glittering, spiderweb-patterned drapery. In his spare time he throws large, extravagant tea parties and amuses himself by trying different poisons of his own invention on the guests. He tests the slow-acting ones when he has many guests, so that only one or two of them actually die, and only when they're on their way out and thus out of sight of the rest. The fast-acting ones he reserves for individual luncheons.
The whole mansion is booby-trapped. There are trap doors and concealed pits and falling nets and such all over the place, which is how he gets live subjects to experiment on. Because really, it would just be rude if he went out out and kidnapped people.
He has a large laboratory somewhere. That's where he mixes his poisons and potions and tinkers with his more mechanical inventions. The basements and cellars have all been made into torture chambers, in which he keeps hidden recording devices so he can listen to the screams later and mix them artistically. The weapons room is lined with pictures of Vezok for target practice. There's also a greenhouse, which is filled with carnivorous, putrid, and toxic plants of all shapes and sizes (he prefers the ones that are large). And then there's a circular room on the second floor that's always heated and is filled with several dozen lava lamps so he can watch them when he gets bored.
You know it's true.
~ ToM
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