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Hate Noobs? Well, Hate Them The Right Way.


Arch-Angel

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I'm sitting here in a school Library with AM Collaberation, which means school offically starts Lord knows when.

 

Though, this has me a little steamed like the veggies I don't eat.

 

I noticed the pathedic way we mimic the unexpericenced, txt talking members.

 

AKA, noobs and newbs.

 

The statements are the first factor.

 

If you're gonna make fun of them, then do it correctly.

 

A noob/newb doesnot take his finger off the shift momentarily. For example.

 

!!111!1!

 

I was a noob. and from that, I know how its done.

 

!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

That indicates that the shift was released before the one, telling us the member didn't look over his work and is somewhat inexpericenced with the keyboard.

 

Next, the caps.

 

Noobs/Newbs only hit that cap lock or keep the shift down when angry or excited. Calm and normal mood doesn't bother with punctuation or correct capitalization.

 

REALY LIKE THE NEWVA~! GREGF IS THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

 

Sometimes the one is pressed longer. The ~ in the above statement was by my own mistake, though the fact that it was a mistake was why I left it.

 

Noobs/Newbs make mistakes. Grammar and spelling mistakes.

 

If you're gonna make fun of them, do it right.

 

Ya noob.

 

Oh, and I got the taste of bad milk in my mouth. Should've seen that coming this morning... <.<

 

~AA

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No, no, you told us how to best identify them, not how to make fun of them. So now I can accuratly site my newby, but how'd the best way to disgrace them and get banned. :P J/K.

 

Well, I gotta say, it is an interesting entry.

 

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I dunno about the ones. They might not have the strength to hold down the shift key at a continual rate, so that might be hard for them.

Yeah. Like that always happens. :P

Speaking of not hating noobs the right way, I might be the only one that thinks "WAT YOU TALING ABOT?????//" is a common practice. Yah, I fails.

 

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