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Fairy Time Restraunt!


Metallic O'Dalek

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SHUT DOWN. WE ARE SORRY TO INFORM YOU THAT THIS WAS GETTING A LITTLE TOO FRUIT WAR-ISH. SORRY. OH, AND ALL OUR SUPPORT ENDED.

 

Eat a fairy, only at Fairy Time Restraunt, a Dalek owned and operated business since 2008!

 

We do Take-out!

 

New! PM services!

 

Menu:

 

SPECIAL OF THE DAY: Country Fried Fairy Wings ----- 5.99

 

Fairy on a Stick ----- 15.90

 

Kentucky Fried Fairies ----- 20.55

 

Spare Fairy Ribs ----- 11.60

 

Fairy Dog ----- 1.50

 

Fairy Burger ----- 12.50

 

Fairy Tale Fries ----- 2.00

 

Curried Fairy ----- 9.99

With wings ----- 10.99

 

Fairies Jubilee ----- 11.99

 

Beverages:

 

Fairy Martini ----- 10.00

 

Fairies on Ice ----- 11.99

 

Smooth Move Fairy Smoothie ----- 5.99

 

Creamed Fairy Soda ----- 1.50

 

Desserts:

 

Fairy Split ----- 1.99

 

Fairy Cream ----- 2.99

 

Fairy Cream Pie ----- 3.55

 

 

Ready to order?

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So, Do I accually get food or do I have to use my Imagination? Eitherway... I'll take a Fairy on a stick, to go.

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Oh come on! Don't tell me you've never had deep-fried fairy on a bun. With some mayonnaise and lettuce it is delicious.

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'Course you've got to kill it first. Never try to eat a live fairy. You'll choke on wings.

Hey! You has taken my idea.

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But I'll try the Martini.

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I'd like a Fairy tale fries and a Faerie cream please.

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And even though I'm not 21, a Faerie Martini.

-A-
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Can I work here?

Your restaurant passed inspection for fairy dining.

I checked all the facilities and they all passed.

Well....... Everything but the extermination process of fairy killing.

Good work, and I'll inspect this restaurant in a year or so.

~SGT~

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Thanks. *Grabs the glass and drains it*.

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I'll be going now. Let me know if you need an extra chef.

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Aklan - Here ya' go, sir. fairycream.pngfairyfries.pngfairy_martini.png

 

Eranok - Here you go. fos.pngfos.png fos.pngfairysoda.png

 

.:Sora:. - Closest we could get. fos.png

 

Dorek - spare_ribs.pngfoi.png

 

I hope everyone is satisfied with their orders, have a good day, evening, morning, what ever it is for ya'll.

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I'd like some Fairy Tale Fries, and some Fairy Cream Pie, please.

 

....and a Fairy Martini for a, uh, friend.

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Sorry, but my Warlocks just enchanted your food for food poisoning. I think that means that the last five posters can't fight against the pro-fairyers for a while.

 

-CF

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Coming right up!

 

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Yay for having magic powers! I just cast said Warlocks into a hypnotic-spell. They have now un-poisoned the food. Sorry. >=D

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Soooo sorry, Airforce O' Dalek, but I have recently learned that your food has food poisoning, and I am afraid that I am going to have to pass on the meal. :(

 

Nevermind.

 

And I just gave my "friend" his drink....now to see if he likes it...

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Coming right up!

 

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Yay for having magic powers! I just cast said Warlocks into a hypnotic-spell. They have now un-poisoned the food. Sorry. >=D

Where'd you get said magical powers to do such things? I have the fairies and Wizards (and the like) and you have, what, trolls? I don't think it works that way.

 

One of my fairies has sprinkled fairy dust all over your store. They do realized they will probably get caught, but all your customers puking all over will be worth it.

 

-CF

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I was born with them, duh. =P

 

*evaporates fairies and all their dust*

 

 

Eranok - Good, we only have half the menu right now. =P

 

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