LarryBoy: Ahoy there, matey's and landlubbers! Enjoy your stay here, lads, or ye'll walk the plank! And if you don't walk the plank, I'll throw you overboard---

Uh, LarryBoy? It's a Medieval Blog. Eth.

LarryBoy: Oh.

...

I'll be right back. *Hops off.*

*Ahem.*

Alas, friends and foes alike

(Though foes I have but none)

Mine blog, 'twas boring all the night

And that's not quite so fun

Then, lo! An idea hit, and I

Renamed this blog of mine

And added "Ye Olde" to the title-eye

So our titleth shalt shine

Indeed, different looks it now

And LarryBoy's gone away

But back he'll be sometime this show,

Though it might not be to stay--

King George: Hullo, gents!

Larry, prithee, haveth thee an English accent and a cup of tea?

King George: Yes.

Medieval, I said! Far behindeth the times of King George the Conquering Cucumber. I saideth it with mine own words!

King George: Oh. Sorry. *Hops off.*

Yes, you see, a new green cuke

He cometh to join this thing

Greet him now with the title "Duke"

And ignore that mixed-up king.

The plunger ears hath gone away

Despite his rise to stardom

A change, you see, comes into play

And renamed hath been this...this...

Prithee, hath there evereth been any rhyme with "stardom"?

Duke Duke: Behold, I cometh! Duke Duke...but thou may just calleth me, "Duke."

A rhyme, I make

For you to take

Somewhere that you want

Pirate blogs are pirate-ey...

Oh, I-eth cannoteth rhyme. Eth. Anyways, pirate-ish blogs be-ith so last century, we decided to go-eth back further more.

What?

Duke Duke: You told me to rhyme...eth.

Our noble friend DudeNuva, he brings good word, and made for us a picture. It contains no me, unfortunately, nor a lemonade pitcher.

Hey, that rhymes...

Here-eth be the linketh.

Yes, DudeNuva, he art be a great Comic Author. A roundeth of applause we giveth him!

Duke Duke: Thou claps. Not me.

Why not, fair green fellow?

Duke Duke: I haveth no hands to give applause.

Good point, sire.

This art only the beginning. We planneth to rewrite songs, made by noble masters, to Old English as well. It shalt be our masterpiece!

But not right noweth. Noweth, we goeth outside for marshmallows to roast.

Duke Duke: Aye.

Turakii