Here are some text messages I received today. The ones with "-->" next to it are me talking. Or typing. Whatever.

"Haha i love bad boys. Especially the ones tht are schizophrenic killers"

-->"Ill have to find one for you then"

"K hes gotta have at LEAST two personalities"

"Jermy i love u bt ur an _______" [fill it in]

"HELLOO!! >:|) (MY SMILEY HAS A MOWHAWK AND A MUSTACHE!!)"

"Ouchy did u write about a bannana meeting an apple and then making babies named appana?"

-->"Cuz i love you"

"LOL y do u"

-->"I dunno i ask myself that all the time"

[cutting this one short]

"LOL sure coming from u"

-->"Do as i say not as i do"

"Practice what u preach"

These really made my day.