Hug Battle!
So last night went to spread some cheer to my friend Kay on the instant messaging thingy. Instead, we became mortal enemies:
KKN_GN: It's Josie!
Senjo: Why, it's Kay!
Senjo: *runs up and hugs her firecely* ^^
KKN_GN : *eeek, is hugged fiercely*
Senjo : ^^
KKN_GN: *hugs back fiercely and challenges Senjo to a HUG BATTLE*
There was no way on Earth that I could turn down a challenge like that.
Senjo : *GASP*
Senjo : I accept!
Senjo : *sumo hug*
Kay was quick to retaliate:
KKN_GN: *football quarterback hug*
And so I decided to smother things with a low blow:
Senjo: *Barney Hug*
Senjo: Crowd: Gasp!
But Kay knew how to fight fire with fire:
KKN_GN: *Clifford Hug!*
By the time we were through, we had created a most ingenius list of hugs. And we’ve never been better enemies. The final list looks something like this:
KKN_GN: *Adoring father hug*
Senjo: *I-want-some-of-your-fries hug*
KKN_GN: *I-have-no-money-and-you're-holding-a-twenty hug*
Senjo : *clingy little sister hug*
KKN_GN :*snobby clique hug*
Senjo : *let me test how far I can stretch my arms in this new shirt hug*
KKN_GN: *sideways hug - for subtlety, and in the car*
Senjo: *manly hug*
Senjo: ... *the stiff 'I dislike everything about you but I'm going to kill you with politeness' hug*
KKN_GN: The ... I am Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. Hug.
KKN_GN: The. William. Shatner. Hug.
Senjo: The 'it's Okay man, you can crash at my place' hug
Senjo: the 'Man, I'm so glad it happened to you, not me' hug
KKN_GN: The "I'm so glad you're here" hug.
KKN_GN : The "You saved my life!" hug and the "I am indebted to you forever!" hug.
Senjo: The 'You make me so happie' hug
Senjo: The 'OMGosh I love you! OOH NO did I do that in front of everyone?' hug
KKN_GN: The "I think I love you - so what am I so afraid of?" hug!
Senjo: The "I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!... DON'T you ever leave again!" hug
KKN_GN : The ... Lederhosen hug!
Senjo: ... putting a little leg into it, eh?
KKN_GN: Oh yeah.
KKN_GN: Ooh, the Moulin Rouge hug!
KKN_GN: The bullet-time hug!
Senjo: oo
And soon after:
Senjo: *the thank you for humoring me hug*
Tolan: *The don't mention it hug.*
Jo: *the I'm just so happy to be alive, and that you all are too, hug!*
Which just goes to show that Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent Florist Friars.
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