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Compliments of Google Translate: Do you have a paper that needs editing? If you are unsure that your resume or letter seems professional? Is your writing ability only moderately medium? Then you need me! I can help with all these things. I have five years experience in editing, depreciation, and CV writing. You can drop a paper, or make an appointment so that we can work together. A well-written paper or may even improve confidence in your CV, you give a good grade or get a job! Slack not you - just call me instead!
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The Cake is a Lie Is a Spy Is a Pie Wears a Tie? Has no Eye Is a Guy Is Not Rye Cannot Sigh Was Refried Is Not Shy Is Not Dry Hits your Thighs Can Imply Not Deny Thereby Bansai Shanghai Chimi-Chimi-chungi Ali-ali-ungi toot toot!! ... I made a marble two-layer 9" round cake. Chocolate frosting betwixt, atop, and spread against the sides. Family-approved!
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"But, officer..." "Can you imagine this guy going 90 mph on his way to Dallas with these balloons trailing a few yards behind him? Instructions for a fun time on the interstate: Step 1. Tie balloons to car. Step 2. Drive like crazy. Step 3.. Watch people freak out." I don't care who you are....that's funny.
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If you've see the new Batman movie (Dark Knight), Go here for a moment of sheer amusement. 8D
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bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored booooooooooooooooooored! Someone entertain meeeeeeeeeeeee *does the banana dance* bananaanim.gif No, wait... the DANIEL JACKSON DANCE. *plays Leekspin and does the UAV* FIRST, you hold your arms out at your sides and run in circles. Next is the twirl 'n point, done most effectively at Colonel Jack O'Neill when you're mad at him for not understanding your important studying/diplomatic/peaceful methods. (Also known as the 'angry chicken' in some parts of the world...) Follow it up with a UAV Reprise! Hold arms out and stomp - STOMP ON THAT BIRD!! Drat, the naked villagers painted white don't quite get it yet. So Race Your Partner! Then twirl them, and gives them a nice push forward (particularly if your partner is Vala MalDoran). Then catch up! Ohh, next is the Foothold. My favorite! Daniel runs like a dork with one hand on a gun, and the other flinging back and forth for balance. CROSS YOUR LEGS IN FRONT OF EACH OTHER AS YOU RUN, stretch your arms out and shoot at everything that moves!!! Should look something like this. The UAV The Twist 'N' Point The UAV Reprise (JUMP BEHIND THE BED So Vala's husband doesn't see you!!) Race Your Partner (!!) Twirl and Push Now fall through the Stargate and do a corny imitation of Farscape! Catch Up And The Foothold (don't forget the arm-flailing and erratic shooting) Got it? Yeah, I think the painted white man's got it. Something like that. MOVING ON. NOW, do it backwards!! Hey, the white men will stare at you either way. oooh, now we add the Col. O'Neill-kissing-Samantha-Carter dip, or the sarcophagus-inebriated Daniel Jackson 'hopping' off his seat (with a spring to his step) Seven minutes well spent narrating a 3-min vid. YAY.
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“Guard your sigs, and watch your posts! Banning is what ‘fuss likes most!” (Meaning only respect to the Admin I was most scared of as a newbie.)
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What, pray tell, does 'UPS' stand for?? The possibilities are near endless. Undersized Personality Specialists Unsaturated Preshrunk Sardines Unpredictable Produce Samples Unused Personal Sideburns Unlimited Protective Saucers United Paranoid Servicemen Unusual Processed Spam Unfrozen Peanut Sputter Undiscribed Pneumonia Symptoms Unearthed Pizza Sauce Uncanny Problem Solvers But that all I have for now. Your assistance, please, people! GO!
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Because the world isn't ready for $4.10.
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Prime is pretty! *giggles* ISN'T he?? (It's the lips!)
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THIS IS HH'S FAULT. AGAIN. This is the challenge issued; she had a score of 1802.8 seconds and invited people to go there to beat her. And I daresay, I have met her pain tolerance fourfold! (That's not an additional challenge to you folks, or even an incentive... I now have four times less working brain cells than she!) I heard that verse so many times that I began to hear English words in it. Little did we know that they're singing about oats, Jaffa, fences and crumbs!
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So last night went to spread some cheer to my friend Kay on the instant messaging thingy. Instead, we became mortal enemies: KKN_GN: It's Josie! Senjo: Why, it's Kay! Senjo: *runs up and hugs her firecely* ^^ KKN_GN : *eeek, is hugged fiercely* Senjo : ^^ KKN_GN: *hugs back fiercely and challenges Senjo to a HUG BATTLE* There was no way on Earth that I could turn down a challenge like that. Senjo : *GASP* Senjo : I accept! Senjo : *sumo hug* Kay was quick to retaliate: KKN_GN: *football quarterback hug* And so I decided to smother things with a low blow: Senjo: *Barney Hug* Senjo: Crowd: Gasp! But Kay knew how to fight fire with fire: KKN_GN: *Clifford Hug!* By the time we were through, we had created a most ingenius list of hugs. And we’ve never been better enemies. The final list looks something like this: KKN_GN: *Adoring father hug* Senjo: *I-want-some-of-your-fries hug* KKN_GN: *I-have-no-money-and-you're-holding-a-twenty hug* Senjo : *clingy little sister hug* KKN_GN :*snobby clique hug* Senjo : *let me test how far I can stretch my arms in this new shirt hug* KKN_GN: *sideways hug - for subtlety, and in the car* Senjo: *manly hug* Senjo: ... *the stiff 'I dislike everything about you but I'm going to kill you with politeness' hug* KKN_GN: The ... I am Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. Hug. KKN_GN: The. William. Shatner. Hug. Senjo: The 'it's Okay man, you can crash at my place' hug Senjo: the 'Man, I'm so glad it happened to you, not me' hug KKN_GN: The "I'm so glad you're here" hug. KKN_GN : The "You saved my life!" hug and the "I am indebted to you forever!" hug. Senjo: The 'You make me so happie' hug Senjo: The 'OMGosh I love you! OOH NO did I do that in front of everyone?' hug KKN_GN: The "I think I love you - so what am I so afraid of?" hug! Senjo: The "I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!... DON'T you ever leave again!" hug KKN_GN : The ... Lederhosen hug! Senjo: ... putting a little leg into it, eh? KKN_GN: Oh yeah. KKN_GN: Ooh, the Moulin Rouge hug! KKN_GN: The bullet-time hug! Senjo: oo And soon after: Senjo: *the thank you for humoring me hug* Tolan: *The don't mention it hug.* Jo: *the I'm just so happy to be alive, and that you all are too, hug!* Which just goes to show that Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent Florist Friars.
