What, pray tell, does 'UPS' stand for?? The possibilities are near endless.


Undersized Personality Specialists
Unsaturated Preshrunk Sardines
Unpredictable Produce Samples
Unused Personal Sideburns
Unlimited Protective Saucers
United Paranoid Servicemen
Unusual Processed Spam
Unfrozen Peanut Sputter
Undiscribed Pneumonia Symptoms
Unearthed Pizza Sauce
Uncanny Problem Solvers


But that all I have for now. Your assistance, please, people! GO!