So last night went to spread some cheer to my friend Kay on the instant messaging thingy. Instead, we became mortal enemies:

KKN_GN: It's Josie!

Senjo: Why, it's Kay!

Senjo: *runs up and hugs her firecely* ^^

KKN_GN : *eeek, is hugged fiercely*

Senjo : ^^

KKN_GN: *hugs back fiercely and challenges Senjo to a HUG BATTLE*

There was no way on Earth that I could turn down a challenge like that.

Senjo : *GASP*

Senjo : I accept!

Senjo : *sumo hug*

Kay was quick to retaliate:

KKN_GN: *football quarterback hug*

And so I decided to smother things with a low blow:

Senjo: *Barney Hug*

Senjo: Crowd: Gasp!

But Kay knew how to fight fire with fire:

KKN_GN: *Clifford Hug!*

By the time we were through, we had created a most ingenius list of hugs. And we’ve never been better enemies. The final list looks something like this:

KKN_GN: *Adoring father hug*

Senjo: *I-want-some-of-your-fries hug*

KKN_GN: *I-have-no-money-and-you're-holding-a-twenty hug*

Senjo : *clingy little sister hug*

KKN_GN :*snobby clique hug*

Senjo : *let me test how far I can stretch my arms in this new shirt hug*

KKN_GN: *sideways hug - for subtlety, and in the car*

Senjo: *manly hug*

Senjo: ... *the stiff 'I dislike everything about you but I'm going to kill you with politeness' hug*

KKN_GN: The ... I am Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. Hug.

KKN_GN: The. William. Shatner. Hug.

Senjo: The 'it's Okay man, you can crash at my place' hug

Senjo: the 'Man, I'm so glad it happened to you, not me' hug

KKN_GN: The "I'm so glad you're here" hug.

KKN_GN : The "You saved my life!" hug and the "I am indebted to you forever!" hug.

Senjo: The 'You make me so happie' hug

Senjo: The 'OMGosh I love you! OOH NO did I do that in front of everyone?' hug

KKN_GN: The "I think I love you - so what am I so afraid of?" hug!

Senjo: The "I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!... DON'T you ever leave again!" hug

KKN_GN : The ... Lederhosen hug!

Senjo: ... putting a little leg into it, eh?

KKN_GN: Oh yeah.

KKN_GN: Ooh, the Moulin Rouge hug!

KKN_GN: The bullet-time hug!

Senjo: oo

And soon after:

Senjo: *the thank you for humoring me hug*

Tolan: *The don't mention it hug.*

Jo: *the I'm just so happy to be alive, and that you all are too, hug!*

Which just goes to show that Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent Florist Friars.