I prefer making mimes scream with loud, dated music.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane in the year 1983?

A pilot.

Want to hear me tell the fastest joke in the world?

Want to hear me tell it again?

(this joke works so well over the internet)

A man leaves his home, walks south five miles, west five miles, shoots and kills a bear, walks north five miles and goes inside his home. What color is the bear?

Racist.

A man leaves his home, walks south five miles, west five miles, shoots and kills a bear, walks north five miles and goes inside his home. What color is the bear?

I think he'd be more concerned with how his house suddenly moved 5 miles to the west. O_o

How does a cow honk.

I dunno but I can kill you, ha ha.

This is a joke.

This is a punchline.

That is laughter.

This is a joke.

Wrong.

This is a punchline.

Wrong.

That is laughter.

Wrong.

A man leaves his home, walks south five miles, west five miles, shoots and kills a bear, walks north five miles and goes inside his home. What color is the bear?

I think he'd be more concerned with how his house suddenly moved 5 miles to the west. O_o

No, it's in the same place.

A man leaves his home, walks south five miles, west five miles, shoots and kills a bear, walks north five miles and goes inside his home. What color is the bear?

I think he'd be more concerned with how his house suddenly moved 5 miles to the west. O_o

No, it's in the same place.

A man leaves his home, walks south five miles, west five miles, shoots and kills a bear, walks north five miles and goes inside his home. What color is the bear?

I think he'd be more concerned with how his house suddenly moved 5 miles to the west. O_o

No, it's in the same place.

He's in the North Pole?

A man leaves his home, walks south five miles, west five miles, shoots and kills a bear, walks north five miles and goes inside his home. What color is the bear?

I think he'd be more concerned with how his house suddenly moved 5 miles to the west. O_o

No, it's in the same place.

It's backward, fool. Look at the orientation of West.

now now lets not get angry with Bfahome just because he doesn't understand that south is down and north is up

btw he is at the north pole but that was wrong

IT'S WHITE.

It was just a representation. >.>

now now lets not get angry with Bfahome just because he doesn't understand that south is down and north is up

no no that's a matter of perspective

but west is never left in relation to north being down

Well what if I claim that west is now east, so you're wrong.