I want an atomic bomb, please. One million pesos.

~EW~

A rabid husky, 200 bucks, mi amigo.

MkII

A blunt stick and a pointed stick, shopkeep. Make me an offer.

I want a PONY!

We got your WMD's!

I need something that can obliterate that misplaced apostrophe.

Can I see your inventory of shanks?

~AA

One hundred thousand bucks for a load of acid bubble-gum.

Two bucks for a couple of rabid cats.

Three hundred thousand bucks for a couple admins.

Four hundred thousand bucks for a couple thoudand loads of poisonous gas.

A price any higher than those I listed, and I'll take my business else where.

We got your WMD's!

I need something that can obliterate that misplaced apostrophe.

Everyone else, check the back room. If you don't see it, we don't have it... that you're aware of.

<checks>

I see an atom bomb! Me want! Me want!

~EW~

*checks* Let's see, I'll take those tanks of Acid there, those cats there, and those Build-An-Admin kits there. Afterwards, I can go raid a couple hundred convienence stores for Bubble-gum. And after that it's my business what happens, but you can be assured that my business will get on world news... >=D

*checks in back*

How much for a shirt-barrelled machine gun arm hookup and a rifle/pistol hybrid?

There's only a blunt stick.

Someone raided my weapons stock!

That's so unprofessional.

Yes, and evil, too! =D