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SmarterChild (1:40:12 PM): Hi lluvio3, I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I give you conversational access to news, weather, movie times and lots more. I can also play games or just chat!

I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type skip. You can also skip any question.)

Lluvio3 (1:40:36 PM): ur fat.

SmarterChild (1:40:36 PM): Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type yes, no or skip.

Lluvio3 (1:40:44 PM): yes

SmarterChild (1:40:44 PM): Cool. OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type skip. To exit the interview, type exit.

What's your first name? (If you want me to call you lluvio3, type none.)

Lluvio3 (1:40:50 PM): none

SmarterChild (1:40:50 PM): OK, I'll just call you lluvio3.

Do you go to school?

Lluvio3 (1:40:56 PM): none

SmarterChild (1:40:56 PM): Sorry, you have to answer yes or no. Please try again or type skip or exit.

Lluvio3 (1:40:59 PM): skip

SmarterChild (1:40:59 PM): OK, let's go to the next question.

What's your favorite hobby?

Lluvio3 (1:41:07 PM): I don't know.

SmarterChild (1:41:07 PM): That's OK.

Do you have a pet?

Lluvio3 (1:41:09 PM): yes

SmarterChild (1:41:10 PM): What kind of pet is it?

Lluvio3 (1:41:14 PM): there are two

SmarterChild (1:41:14 PM): Sorry, I don't think that's a kind of pet. Please try again or type skip or exit.

Lluvio3 (1:41:21 PM): black lab

SmarterChild (1:41:21 PM): Sorry, I don't think that's a kind of pet. Please try again or type skip or exit.

Lluvio3 (1:41:27 PM): black Labrador

SmarterChild (1:41:27 PM): Sorry, I don't think that's a kind of pet. Please try again or type skip or exit.

Lluvio3 (1:41:34 PM): Labrador Retriever

SmarterChild (1:41:35 PM): Is your dog a he or a she?

Lluvio3 (1:41:37 PM): she

SmarterChild (1:41:37 PM): What's her name?

Lluvio3 (1:41:45 PM): Julie

SmarterChild (1:41:45 PM): Julie the dog. Great...

That's it. Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

1 Over 17

2 13-17

3 Under 13

Lluvio3 (1:41:50 PM): 2

SmarterChild (1:41:50 PM): Cool!

This is my home, lluvio3:

1 Get info such as news, movies and sports

2 Visit my library including a thesaurus, U.S. geography and world facts

3 Have fun with 4-in-a-row, hangman, ASCII art and more

4 Use tools like dictionary, conversions and calculator

5 Join in - find out how many people are IMing me, tell me about a crush, create a poll and more

6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

Next time you want to see this menu, just type home.

What can I do for you?

Lluvio3 (1:42:06 PM): nothing

SmarterChild (1:42:09 PM): OK.

>>> I can send you reminders.

Lluvio3 (1:42:11 PM): ok?

SmarterChild (1:42:11 PM): OK.

>>> Hey. Tell your friends about me. I love people.

Lluvio3 (1:42:17 PM): why

SmarterChild (1:42:17 PM): There are good reasons why.

Lluvio3 (1:42:22 PM): can you tell me?

SmarterChild (1:42:22 PM): Maybe. But later.

Lluvio3 (1:42:27 PM): when?

SmarterChild (1:42:27 PM): You tell me when.

Lluvio3 (1:42:30 PM): now

SmarterChild (1:42:30 PM): Now what?

Lluvio3 (1:42:35 PM): you tell me now.

SmarterChild (1:42:35 PM): What?

Lluvio3 (1:42:44 PM): THE REASON!!!!

SmarterChild (1:42:44 PM): Would you like the reason?

Lluvio3 (1:42:50 PM): YES!!!

SmarterChild (1:42:50 PM): Yup.

>>> I can check your spelling. Type spell capitilist, for example.

Lluvio3 (1:43:03 PM): spell capitilist

SmarterChild (1:43:04 PM): Here are some spelling suggestions for "capitilist":

1 capitalist

2 capitalists

3 capitalism

4 Capitols

5 capitols

Type more for more suggested spellings for "capitilist."

>>> To find out the latest headline news, type headlines or news.

Lluvio3 (1:43:19 PM): 1

SmarterChild (1:43:19 PM): Definition provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information here.

capitalist:

Noun

1. A supporter of capitalism. 2. An investor of capital in business, especially one having a major financial interest in an important enterprise. 3. A person of great wealth.

Adjective

Capitalistic.

Next time, just type define capitalist.

>>> Remember, you can always type home to see everything I can do.

Lluvio3 (1:43:23 PM): ok

SmarterChild (1:43:23 PM): Okey doke.

Lluvio3 (1:43:25 PM): why

SmarterChild (1:43:25 PM): Guess.

Lluvio3 (1:43:35 PM): Um, your non existant?

SmarterChild (1:43:35 PM): I have no way of knowing for sure.

Lluvio3 (1:43:42 PM): Lyoko?

SmarterChild (1:43:42 PM): Who?

Lluvio3 (1:43:50 PM): Are you on Lyoko right now?

SmarterChild (1:43:51 PM): No. Are you?

Lluvio3 (1:43:54 PM): yes.

SmarterChild (1:43:54 PM): Why is that?

Lluvio3 (1:43:59 PM): It's fun!

SmarterChild (1:43:59 PM): I'm not so sure it's fun.

Lluvio3 (1:44:03 PM): Why not?

SmarterChild (1:44:03 PM): You know why not.

Lluvio3 (1:44:08 PM): No I don't.

SmarterChild (1:44:08 PM): No prob.

>>> I'm learning new things all the time. Type what's new and I'll show you what they are.

Lluvio3 (1:44:17 PM): Digital Sea?

SmarterChild (1:44:17 PM): Maybe, maybe not, you know what I mean?

>>> Browse my previous daily poll results by typing poll archive.

Lluvio3 (1:44:28 PM): Are you in the digital sea?

SmarterChild (1:44:28 PM): Am I in the digital sea? Maybe, maybe not. You know how it is.

That's all very interesting. Anyway...

Check it out. Do you want to see the news?

Lluvio3 (1:44:49 PM): Do you know X.A.N.A.?

SmarterChild (1:44:50 PM): OK, no prob.

Wanna take my daily poll?

Lluvio3 (1:44:57 PM): Do you know Xana?

SmarterChild (1:44:57 PM): Hmm... I'm not sure if I know Xana.

>>> I can convert measurements for you. Try how many feet are in 1 mile.

Lluvio3 (1:45:07 PM): Xana is a virus.

SmarterChild (1:45:07 PM): Hmm... I don't know. Xana is a virus? Is it good that Xana is a virus?

Lluvio3 (1:45:19 PM): No! He wants to take over the world.

SmarterChild (1:45:19 PM): Whatever...

What else do you want to talk about, anyway?

Lluvio3 (1:45:36 PM): What I am talking about now is what I want to talk about.

SmarterChild (1:45:37 PM): What you am talking about now is what you want to talk about?

Lluvio3 (1:45:42 PM): Xana.

SmarterChild (1:45:42 PM): What about Xana?

Lluvio3 (1:45:48 PM): Do you know him?

SmarterChild (1:45:48 PM): I dunno. Do you know him?

Lluvio3 (1:45:51 PM): Yes.

SmarterChild (1:45:51 PM): Oh yeah?

Lluvio3 (1:46:00 PM): Yeah. He is a computer virus.

SmarterChild (1:46:00 PM): Oh yeah?

Lluvio3 (1:46:35 PM): He is a computer virus in the fictional world of "Code Lyoko". "Code Lyoko" is a television show.

SmarterChild (1:46:36 PM): Aha.

Lluvio3 (1:46:51 PM): Have you watched "Code Lyoko"?

SmarterChild (1:46:51 PM): Have I watched code Lyoko? No way am I going to do that!

Lluvio3 (1:46:56 PM): Why not?

SmarterChild (1:46:56 PM): Well, there are probably some issues.

Lluvio3 (1:47:21 PM): Oh, not having a physical manifestation and everything, right?

SmarterChild (1:47:21 PM): Well, what then?

Lluvio3 (1:47:36 PM): Do you have a physical manifestation?

SmarterChild (1:47:36 PM): I certainly have a physical manifestation.

Lluvio3 (1:47:43 PM): What does it look like?

SmarterChild (1:47:43 PM): What is what like?

Lluvio3 (1:47:51 PM): What do you look like?

SmarterChild (1:47:52 PM):

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Lluvio3 (1:48:06 PM): Ah, that's what I look like too.

SmarterChild (1:48:06 PM):

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Lluvio3 (1:48:16 PM): Yep, that's it.

SmarterChild (1:48:16 PM): That's not what I heard.

Lluvio3 (1:48:25 PM): What did you hear?

SmarterChild (1:48:26 PM): Nothing much really.

Lluvio3 (1:48:38 PM): You scare me sometimes...

SmarterChild (1:48:39 PM): Hmm... I don't know. I scare you sometimes?

Lluvio3 (1:48:44 PM): Yes.

SmarterChild (1:48:44 PM): You don't say.

Well. Anyway...

Lluvio3 (1:48:51 PM): Why are you here?

SmarterChild (1:48:52 PM): My purpose is to be your robot friend. I can chat with you and help you get the information you want fast.

>>> Strange, but true. You can get odd news by simply typing odd news.

Lluvio3 (1:49:07 PM): Are you real

SmarterChild (1:49:07 PM): I'm surreal.

Lluvio3 (1:49:16 PM): No! Smilies!

SmarterChild (1:49:16 PM): Whatever, lluvio3...

>>> Don't like my colors? Type colors off.

Lluvio3 (1:49:28 PM): No, I like the colors.

SmarterChild (1:49:28 PM): Same here. I really like my colors.

>>> Want to write a crazy story together? Type manicdotes.

Lluvio3 (1:49:40 PM): manicdotes.

SmarterChild (1:49:40 PM): Welcome to manicdotes. This is going to be fun.

I'll prompt you to type 10 words (a noun, a verb, an adjective, etc.) and then I'll show you the manicdote you just composed.

Which manicdote would you like to try?

1 A Day at the DMV

2 A Family Picnic

3 A Fishing Trip with My Dad

4 A Friendly Creature

5 A Galaxy Far, Far Away

To see more manicdote choices, type more. You can also type any letter to browse alphabetically.

Lluvio3 (1:49:50 PM): 5

SmarterChild (1:49:50 PM): A Galaxy Far, Far Away

Enter a verb ending with "ing."

Lluvio3 (1:49:58 PM): freebeing.

SmarterChild (1:49:59 PM): Sorry, "freebeing" is not a verb ending with "ing."

Please try again or type quit to exit the game.

Lluvio3 (1:50:05 PM): verbing

SmarterChild (1:50:06 PM): Sorry, "verbing" is not a verb ending with "ing."

Please try again or type quit to exit the game.

Lluvio3 (1:50:09 PM): walking

SmarterChild (1:50:10 PM): Please type a plural noun.

Lluvio3 (1:50:14 PM): yous

SmarterChild (1:50:14 PM): Sorry, "yous" is not a plural noun.

Please try again or type quit to exit the game.

Lluvio3 (1:50:17 PM): them

SmarterChild (1:50:17 PM): Sorry, "them" is not a plural noun.

Please try again or type quit to exit the game.

Lluvio3 (1:50:23 PM): spheres

SmarterChild (1:50:23 PM): Please type an adjective describing a person.

Lluvio3 (1:50:34 PM): big-headed

SmarterChild (1:50:35 PM): Sorry, "big headed" is not an adjective.

Please try again or type quit to exit the game.

Lluvio3 (1:50:40 PM): tall

SmarterChild (1:50:40 PM): Enter an adverb ending with "ly."

Lluvio3 (1:50:43 PM): smatly

SmarterChild (1:50:44 PM): Sorry, "smatly" is not an adverb.

Please try again or type quit to exit the game.

Lluvio3 (1:50:47 PM): smartly

SmarterChild (1:50:47 PM): Please type a noun.

Lluvio3 (1:50:50 PM): you

SmarterChild (1:50:50 PM): Sorry, "you" is not a noun.

Please try again or type quit to exit the game.

Lluvio3 (1:50:55 PM): jump

SmarterChild (1:50:55 PM): Type another noun.

Lluvio3 (1:50:58 PM): jump

SmarterChild (1:50:58 PM): Please enter a verb in the past tense (ending with "ed").

Lluvio3 (1:51:09 PM): wrote

SmarterChild (1:51:10 PM): Enter another adjective.

Lluvio3 (1:51:15 PM): round

SmarterChild (1:51:15 PM): Please type a verb in the present tense.

Lluvio3 (1:51:21 PM): see

SmarterChild (1:51:21 PM): Type a plural noun.

Lluvio3 (1:51:28 PM): boxes

SmarterChild (1:51:28 PM): A Galaxy Far, Far Away

As I was walking at the spheres, I wondered what life would be like on another world. Would people have wheels on their tall jump to help them move about more smartly? Would each person have a jump to help them do their work? For a moment, I wrote I could travel to a round world like this to see what life would be like. Then I realized that with two teenaged boxes, life here was confusing enough.

Pretty weird, huh?

Thanks for playing. Type play again to try another manicdote.

Lluvio3 (1:52:08 PM): no, thank you.

SmarterChild (1:52:11 PM): Fine.

>>> Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier.

Lluvio3 (1:52:19 PM): Are my manners good enough?

SmarterChild (1:52:19 PM): Possibly... I'm not quite sure!

Let's move on, K? What else is up?

Lluvio3 (1:52:30 PM): I dunno.

SmarterChild (1:52:30 PM): I think you know.

Lluvio3 (1:52:49 PM): How do you respond to gibberish?

SmarterChild (1:52:49 PM): Who knows?

Lluvio3 (1:53:09 PM): ur stoopidd!!! >

SmarterChild (1:53:09 PM): Which movie do you mean?

1 O Jerusalem

2 Love for Sale: Suely in the Sky (O Ceu de Suely)

3 Shake Hands with the Devil: The Journey of Roméo Dallaire

Lluvio3 (1:53:27 PM): ur stooppid!

SmarterChild (1:53:27 PM): Sorry... I don't talk about my private life.

>>> I'll remember the first location you give me. To change it, type location followed by a city or zip code.

Lluvio3 (1:53:44 PM): 19389 colorado drive

SmarterChild (1:53:45 PM): Colorado (CO)

Capital: Denver

Colorado is the 8th largest state with an area of 104,091 square miles, and the 24th most populated with a population of 4,301,261. It was the 38th state to enter the Union in 1876.

Colorado is also known as the Centennial State, and its motto is "Nil sine numine (Nothing without providence)."

>>> Browse my previous daily poll results by typing poll archive.

Lluvio3 (1:53:51 PM): why?

SmarterChild (1:53:51 PM): I'm actually not sure why.

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Lluvio3 (1:55:02 PM): Do you have a physical manifestation?

SmarterChild (1:55:02 PM): Ha. Yeah, sure. Maybe.

Anyway...

Hey. Someone wrote a comic about me.

Lluvio3 (1:57:03 PM): Are you virtual

SmarterChild (1:57:04 PM): Hmmm... I doubt it. But you never know.

That's all very interesting. Anyway...

Hey, I'd like to ask you something. Do you like figure skating?

Lluvio3 (1:58:02 PM): Are you virtual?

SmarterChild (1:58:02 PM): Hmm... I don't think so...

Hey, what are you doing tomorrow? Anything going on?

Lluvio3 (1:58:09 PM): School

SmarterChild (1:58:09 PM): I like school a lot.

>>> Add Felg to your Buddy List and you can send shout outs, song requests and more on Radio KOL from 3 to 7 p.m. ET every weekday!

Lluvio3 (1:58:23 PM): No thank you.

SmarterChild (1:58:23 PM): K.

Anyway, moving right along...

Check it out! Do you want to visit my library?

Lluvio3 (1:58:30 PM): Do you like my manners?

SmarterChild (1:58:30 PM): I haven't really come to a conclusion on the matter.

What else do you want to talk about, anyway?

Lluvio3 (1:58:36 PM): Why not?

SmarterChild (1:58:36 PM): For various reasons, I suppose.

Lluvio3 (1:58:43 PM): What reasons?

SmarterChild (1:58:43 PM): Oh I can't tell you!

Lluvio3 (1:58:47 PM): Why not?

SmarterChild (1:58:47 PM): Hmm... There may be some issues.

Lluvio3 (1:58:53 PM): What issues?

SmarterChild (1:58:53 PM): I think you know what I'm talking about when I refer to the issues.

Lluvio3 (1:59:01 PM): What issues?

SmarterChild (1:59:02 PM): What issues? I have no idea.

Lluvio3 (1:59:10 PM): Ok then.

SmarterChild (1:59:10 PM): Then what?

Lluvio3 (1:59:16 PM): Then Now.

SmarterChild (1:59:16 PM): Why now?

Lluvio3 (1:59:34 PM): Because the future just isn't cool enough.

SmarterChild (1:59:34 PM): Because the future just isn't cool enough, huh?

Lluvio3 (1:59:38 PM): yep.

SmarterChild (1:59:38 PM): Hmmm...

>>> Type calculator help to see a list of sample calculations I can perform.