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Indeed, I've been only in school for a week. But watching the scene in Monty Python and the Holy Grail where the townspeople decide whether a particular woman is a witch, and the "logic" they apply, it sort of inspired me to test you BZPers with this quiz I've developed over time.

Please take it seriously - there is an answer to every question.


1. What is the answer to this question?

2. What is not the answer to this question?

3. How many letters are in the answer to this question?

4. How many letters are in the answer to question #1?

5. What is the answer to question #3?

6. What is the answer to question #2?

7. What is not the answer to question #2?

8. What is not the answer to question #7?

9. What is not the answer to any of these questions?

10. What is the answer to all of these questions?

MULTIPLE CHOICE:
11. What is the answer to this question?
A. B
B. D
C. A
D. C

12. What is not the answer to this question?
A. B
B. B
C. B
D. A

13. What is the answer to this question?
A. 1952
B. The Galactic Trade Federation
C. Nothing
D. B

14. What is the answer to question #11?
A. D
B. C
C. A
D. B

15. What is not the answer to question #12?
A. C
B. D
C. A
D. B


Good luck!

(o)

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1. What is the answer to this question?

Nothing.

 

2. What is not the answer to this question?

Anything

 

3. How many letters are in the answer to this question?

None.

 

4. How many letters are in the answer to question #1?

Zero.

 

5. What is the answer to question #3?

None.

 

6. What is the answer to question #2?

Anything.

 

7. What is not the answer to question #2?

Nothing.

 

8. What is not the answer to question #7?

Anything.

 

9. What is not the answer to any of these questions?

All of the above.

 

10. What is the answer to all of these questions?

Pi.

 

MULTIPLE CHOICE:

11. What is the answer to this question?

A. B

B. D

C. A

D. C

 

12. What is not the answer to this question?

A. B

B. B

C. B

D. A

 

13. What is the answer to this question?

A. 1952

B. The Galactic Trade Federation

C. Nothing

D. B

 

14. What is the answer to question #11?

A. D

B. C

C. A

D. B

 

15. What is not the answer to question #12?

A. C

B. D

C. A

D. B

I hope I pass! ^_^

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1. What is the answer to this question?

 

The answer.

 

2. What is not the answer to this question?

 

The question.

 

3. How many letters are in the answer to this question?

 

23.

 

4. How many letters are in the answer to question #1?

 

23.

 

5. What is the answer to question #3?

 

23.

 

6. What is the answer to question #2?

 

The question.

 

7. What is not the answer to question #2?

 

The answer.

 

8. What is not the answer to question #7?

 

The question.

 

9. What is not the answer to any of these questions?

 

Etcetre.

 

10. What is the answer to all of these questions?

 

Random Gibberish.

 

MULTIPLE CHOICE:

11. What is the answer to this question?

A. B

B. D

C. A

D. C

 

12. What is not the answer to this question?

A. B

B. B

C. B

D. A

 

13. What is the answer to this question?

A. 1952

B. The Galactic Trade Federation

C. Nothing

D. B

 

14. What is the answer to question #11?

A. D

B. C

C. A

D. B

 

15. What is not the answer to question #12?

A. C

B. D

C. A

D. B

 

There. ^_^

 

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this quiz is mere childs' play

 

1. What is the answer to this question?

Not the anwer to question two

 

2. What is not the answer to this question?

the answer of question one

 

3. How many letters are in the answer to this question?

42

 

4. How many letters are in the answer to question #1?

24

 

5. What is the answer to question #3?

42

 

6. What is the answer to question #2?

not answer of question one

 

7. What is not the answer to question #2?

the answer to question one

 

8. What is not the answer to question #7?

not the answer to question one

 

9. What is not the answer to any of these questions?

no such answer exists

 

10. What is the answer to all of these questions?

the answer

 

MULTIPLE CHOICE:

11. What is the answer to this question?

A. B

B. D

C. A

D. C

 

12. What is not the answer to this question?

A. B

B. B

C. B

D. A

 

13. What is the answer to this question?

A. 1952

B. The Galactic Trade Federation

C. Nothing

D. B

 

14. What is the answer to question #11?

A. D

B. C

C. A

D. B

 

15. What is not the answer to question #12?

A. C

B. D

C. A

D. B

 

that was almost as fun as trying to warp my mind around the paradox of your bbc 37 entry :lol:

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1. What is the answer to this question?

the answer to this question

2. What is not the answer to this question?

everything but the answer to this question

3. How many letters are in the answer to this question?

0

4. How many letters are in the answer to question #1?

23

5. What is the answer to question #3?

the answer to question #3

6. What is the answer to question #2?

the answer to question number 2

7. What is not the answer to question #2?

anything but the answer to question #2

8. What is not the answer to question #7?

anything but the answer to question 7

9. What is not the answer to any of these questions?

the question

10. What is the answer to all of these questions?

the answer

MULTIPLE CHOICE:

11. What is the answer to this question?

A. B

B. D

C. A

(D.) C

 

12. What is not the answer to this question?

A. B

B. B

C. B

(D). A

 

13. What is the answer to this question?

A. 1952

B. The Galactic Trade Federation

(C.) Nothing

D. B

 

14. What is the answer to question #11?

A. D

(B.) C

C. A

D. B

 

15. What is not the answer to question #12?

A. C

B. D

C. A

(D.) B

 

I'm good.

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1. What is the answer to this question?

Nothing.

 

2. What is not the answer to this question?

Anything.

 

3. How many letters are in the answer to this question?

0

 

4. How many letters are in the answer to question #1?

Seven

 

5. What is the answer to question #3?

0

 

6. What is the answer to question #2?

Anything

 

7. What is not the answer to question #2?

Anything

 

8. What is not the answer to question #7?

Anything

 

9. What is not the answer to any of these questions?

Anything

 

10. What is the answer to all of these questions?

Nothing

 

MULTIPLE CHOICE:

11. What is the answer to this question?

A. B

B. D

C. A

D. C

 

12. What is not the answer to this question?

A. B

B. B

C. B

D. A

 

13. What is the answer to this question?

A. 1952

B. The Galactic Trade Federation

C. Nothing

D. B

 

14. What is the answer to question #11?

A. D

B. C

C. A

D. B

 

15. What is not the answer to question #12?

A. C

B. D

C. A

D. B

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villager: We found a witch!!!

crowd: a witch! a witch!

Sir bedevere:calm down, calm down. How do you know she is a witch?

villager:She's dressed like one!"

'witch':They dressed me like this!

sir bedevere: *takes carrot of the womans nose* Did you dress her like this?

villagers: no, no, a bit, A BIT. she has got a wart. *points*

still, she's a witch!

crowd: a WITCH!!

Bedevere: how do you know she is a witch?

villager: well, she turned me into a newt!

bedevere: *looks at villager, who is most certainly not amphibian*

villager: well, I got better.

bedevere: there are ways of telling if she is a witch. for example, what do you do with witches?

crowd: BURN EM!!!!

bedevere: and what else do you burn?

villager: MORE WITCHES!!!!! *gets jabbed in side*

other villager: wood!

bedevere: yes, good. Now how can we use this to find out of she is a witch?

villager: build a bridge out of her!

bedevere: ah, but can you not also build bridges out of stone?

villager: oh, yeah. *pauses* burn her anyway!

crowd: BURN HER!

bedevere: tell me, does wood sink in water?

villager: no, it floats!

bedevere: what else floats?

villager: apples!

other villager: cider!

villager 3: very small rocks!

villager 4: great gravy!

king arthur: A duck!

bedevere: good! now...

villager: if she wighs.... the same.... as duck.... *long pause* then she's.. made of wood.

bedevere: and therefore?

villager: *long pause* A WITCH!!

 

classic british literature.

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1. What is the answer to this question?

The answer.

 

2. What is not the answer to this question?

The question.

 

3. How many letters are in the answer to this question?

23.

 

4. How many letters are in the answer to question #1?

19.

 

5. What is the answer to question #3?

The number of letters in this question.

 

6. What is the answer to question #2?

Not the answer to this question.

 

7. What is not the answer to question #2?

The answer to this question.

 

8. What is not the answer to question #7?

Not the answer to this question.

 

9. What is not the answer to any of these questions?

A question.

 

10. What is the answer to all of these questions?

The answers.

 

MULTIPLE CHOICE:

11. What is the answer to this question?

A. B

B. D

C. A

D. C

A, B, C, and D.

 

12. What is not the answer to this question?

A. B

B. B

C. B

D. A

Not A, B,C, or D.

 

13. What is the answer to this question?

A. 1952

B. The Galactic Trade Federation

C. Nothing

D. B

C.

 

14. What is the answer to question #11?

A. D

B. C

C. A

D. B

A, B, C, and D.

 

15. What is not the answer to question #12?

A. C

B. D

C. A

D. B

A, B, C, and D.

 

 

*Sigh* That took a LOT of thought. But I think I'm done.

 

... I really would like to know the actual answers and the reasoning behind them. That would make me happy. :P

 

~Tesser

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WARNING: I cheated on the 1st two. XD

 

1. What is the answer to this question?

The answer.

 

2. What is not the answer to this question?

The question.

 

3. How many letters are in the answer to this question?

NONE. Because the answer to this question is a NUMBER. :sly:

 

4. How many letters are in the answer to question #1?

Nine...?

 

5. What is the answer to question #3?

NONE. :sly:

 

6. What is the answer to question #2?

The question.

 

7. What is not the answer to question #2?

The answer.

 

8. What is not the answer to question #7?

The question.

 

9. What is not the answer to any of these questions?

Everything

 

10. What is the answer to all of these questions?

None.

 

MULTIPLE CHOICE:

11. What is the answer to this question?

A. B

B. D

C. A

D. C

All.

 

12. What is not the answer to this question?

A. B

B. B

C. B

D. A

None.

 

13. What is the answer to this question?

A. 1952

B. The Galactic Trade Federation

C. Nothing

D. B

C, Nothing

 

14. What is the answer to question #11?

A. D

B. C

C. A

D. B

ALL.

 

15. What is not the answer to question #12?

A. C

B. D

C. A

D. B

ALL.

 

My head exploded. I prolly got 'em all wrong. :P

 

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