"This is a safety report concerning Di-Hydrogen Mon-Oxide. Lawyers are calling for the abolishment of all Di-Hydrogen Mon-Oxide in the United States because of the immense threat it causes society (many drowning every year!) People are advised to dispose of any local Di-Hydrogen Mon-Oxide right away. Additionally, lawyers also wish to stop the Di-Hydrogen Mon-Oxide from sinking into the ground, accumulating Sodium Chloride, and then contaminating our oceans. If something is not done right away, our world may be doomed!”

Haha.

This, or course, is a joke. (Di-Hydrogen Mon-Oxide = H2O = Water) My friends Jon and Alex and I discussed this at our last scout meeting, and it was too good for me to pass up. It’s totally fake, but when told verbally, it sounds sophisticated. So, either laugh or walk away now. B)