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Nerd Jokes

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A neutron walks into a bar. He walks up to the bartender and asks, "How much for a beer?" The bartender replies, "For you? No charge."

 

So an ion says to a proton, "I think I lost an electron." The proton says, "Are you sure?" And the ion responds with "I'm positive."

 

Two behaviorists run into each other on the street. The first one looks at the second and says "You're fine, how am I?"

 

What did "i" say to "pi"

"Be rational"

 

What did "pi" say to "i"

"Get real"

 

Some people love The Republic; my relationship with it is purely platonic.

 

Someone asked me if I wanted to add suffixes to Latin nouns, but I politely declined.

 

-Exo (chhhhhh)
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Bionicle Dragon

Two electrons were travelling from one atom to another via train. One said, "Thank goodness for this train!" The other one said, "It's really thanks to the conductor!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The conductor is copper btw :)

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Danska: Shadow Master
I've heard some of these before, but I don;t get the second to last one. :(

The Republic was written by Plato.

...I cannot believe I didn't get that. I studied The Republic. I even got full marks in the exam! HOW did I fail to understand it!?

 

Love the behaviourist one. Think I've heard the first two before. My friend's a Maths student, so...

 

"Descartes walked into a bar. The barman asked "The usual?" Descartes pondered this for a moment, then replied "I think not" and vanished."

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Catra

The following warning label is rumored to be at MIT's Junior Lab:

 

"WARNING: Do not look into laser with remaining eye"

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Bionicle Dragon

I told one of my classmates the pi and i jokes. He's really obsessed with math, so I thought he'd appreciate it.

 

He said, "What did pi say to i? Let's multiply us together so that we can get e to the exponent of somethingsomething."

 

Or something like that. :P

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Catra
EXO SUCKS BUT EXOM7 IS COOL

IT'S A PIME TARADOX

 

pimetaradox_applebear.jpg

 

And the best part is is I'm kinda on topic since only nerds talk about stuff like time paradoxes! =P

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Neverclear
EXO SUCKS BUT EXOM7 IS COOL

IT'S A PIME TARADOX

 

pimetaradox_applebear.jpg

 

And the best part is is I'm kinda on topic since only nerds talk about stuff like time paradoxes! =P

waglbud

 

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