Avast me hearties, there be a celebration aboard the Limegreen Scourge!

Cap'n Schiz has cooked up some wild plans for a massive on-deck party to which everyone is invited. Boatswain ToMmy has overseen the preparation of a massive feast fit to feed the ferocious appetites of the bloodthirstiest pirates--attendees will enjoy every kind of seafood imaginable, from fish to mollusks to crustaceans. On that note, I'd like to put forth a warning: if ye be wanting any of those steamed clams, you'd better nab them quickly before I devour them all! We're hoping that Kanta may come along and bring some jAaM.

For your viewing pleasure we will be projecting movies upon the main sail and blasting the avian rock of Hatebeak. Additionally, on display will be some fine specimens of carved ivory, shaped by Schiz, ToM, and I from the remains of a sperm whale I harpooned meself last week. ToM has stolen me camcorder at the time and alledegly will be distributing tapes of my harpooning the leviathan, so you may get to see me doing my best Ahab impression.

There will be countless BionicleZone celebrities attending, including Empress Tufi of the BBC Empire and her princes, my Sith master Darth Shanny and Kex, the Penguin Lord. Homiecron will hopefully be able to attend, and show off his physics-defying buster sword. Rumor has it that we may have a visit from our own Admiral Six, taking time out of his busy schedule to come forth from the Fortress of RPG.

Full details on the party can be found here.

So be sure to drop by the Scourge, mates! It'll be a festival you'll never forget.