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Saw The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor today. It was made of awesome and win.

 

Minor spoiler of EPIC WIN-NESS:

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The emperor rips off his own terra-cotta FACE and throws it at the good guys as a projectile weapon. Someone HAS to make a gif of that.

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The emperor rips off his own terra-cotta FACE and throws it at the good guys as a projectile weapon. Someone HAS to make a gif of that.

:superfunny:

 

*goes off in search of a clip*

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Dude, the Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann barfs out a smaller mech which in turns barfs out the mech which is riding that mech which does the same until the Lagann. That beats throwing your face at people any day.

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MUMMIES ARE OVERUSED TOO.

 

JET LI IS OVERUSED IN KARATE-ISH MOVIES.

 

SO IS SHANGRI-LA.

 

SO IS THE HUNT FOR IMMORTALITY.

 

SO THERE. THAT IS ALL.

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I don't care about the plot. The plot was mundane and generic. It was the face-throwing (and a few other bits of WIN, like lava spurting from the Emperor's eyes just before he dies in an explosion of lava and blood) that made it good.

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Okay. Lemme put it this way, then.

 

SUPAH KEWL SUNGLASSES ARE USED AS MELEE WEAPONS.

 

SAID GIANT MECHAS HAVE GIANT TONGUES. FOR RAZZBERRIES.

 

UNIVERSES ARE BLOWN UP.

 

PEOPLE GET CRUSHED IN THEIR GIANT MECHAS.

 

DRILLS!

 

DRILLS SWELL UP TO TEN TIMES THEIR SIZE.

 

ONE DRILL CAN PIERCE 16 MECHAS.

 

THERE BE A WALKING BATTLESHIP!

 

THE MOOON WILL CRUSH YOU ALL!

 

MECHA BARFIN' ACTION--GO!

 

A CUTE WIDDLE MECHA SHORTER THAN AN ADULT!

 

MOLEPIGS!

 

ARMADILLOS!

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YOU'LL WATCH IT EVEN IF IT ISN'T ON TV. >=(

 

A walking battleship/base runs up a hill and doubleroundhouse kicks a flying battleship in mid-air.

That sounds positively moronic.

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Way to fail at trying to sound British, Xaeraz.

Way to fail in general. I wasn't trying to sound like a crazy Brit.

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Yes you were. Even if you didn't know it.

 

Now stop italicizing everything before I call the police. :angry:

NO U.

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SHADDUP XAERAZ. Or Imma tell Munki what to call you. A certain name ending with an 'x'...

W/E I'll still talk like this.

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