Sorry about the lack of blog entry yesterday; I was at a friend's birthday party sleep-over.

Any way, today-

Hank: It's me again, Hank the Cowdog.

What are you doing here?

Hank: Well I am the Head of Ranch Security.

I don't live on a ranch! And you can't be here, the fictional character guest star joke is already being used by two other members!

Hank: So this is the thanks I get for all my years of devotion and service, after all of the monsters and fiends and coyotes I've fought, after being paired with that stub-tailed little chicken, Drover!

I'll give you a steak.

Hank: Mere food can't heal these wounds. If you think - did you say steak? I've always said that friendship will always prevail. Now where is that steak?

In your hubcap.

Hank: See you later old friend of mine.

(Hank leaves)

Sorry about that folks, I had to do it. From now on, no cross-references.