Never sign up as a Red Shirt!

Never sign up as a Red Shirt!

Dang right.

*pulls on blue shirt*

I'm da doc. I hope, for your sake, that you are never injured.

Well, come on, I'm Captain Kirk. It's nothing but smooth sailing for me.

You're not good enough with the ladies.

Allow me.

BIG MISTAKE TAKE IT BACK QUIIIIICK

I... am Captain Kirk.