If you don't want a man unhappy politically, don't give him two sides to a question to worry him; give him one. Better yet, give him none. Let him forget there is such a thing as war.

We must all be alike. Not everyone born free and equal, as the constitution says, but everyone made equal . . . A book is a loaded gun in the house next door. Burn it. Take the shot from the weapon. Breach man's mind.

Both are quotes from Captain Beatty of Farenheit 451. Take them and run with 'em.

Tell them your favourite colour and how it's important psychologically in your mind.

Even though it's not.

Tell them about how you like carrying around pocket matches.

And large jugs of gasoline. LARGE JUGS OF GASOLINE.

Let them know of your Murderous Tourettes. Be all like

Hey, how are you doin*twitch* I WILL KILL YOU, MAN