Customer Service Wishlist (rant)
This is my gas station clerk wishlist, if every customer I helped followed these guidelines, I would have no need to rant.
~Please do not call me any of the following in greeting or leaving: Buddy, Parter, Boss, Brother, Big Man, Youngster, Amigo, Compadre, Vato, Essay, or Hombre. A simple SIR will suffice.
~Please do not throw a ton of dirty, sticky change on my counter top and proceed to stare at me as you wish me to count it.
~If paying with a debit or credit card, please SPECIFY which type of transaction you would like, rather than have me ask over and over.
~When punching in your debit pin number, please do not proceed to shake, slam or yank on the debit pinpad when it beeps at you for inputting your digits too fast or incorrectly.
~When purchasing items that require photo ID, please do not be offended that I ask for it, or give me the LOOK.
~When asking for the location of our restroom, please do not refer to it as the can, the john, the throne or some of the more vulgar terms for said restroom.
~When asking for directions, please do not just say that place or act as if I have lived in the area my entire life.
~Please do not attempt to bribe me, be it with your good looks, cash, business offers, merchandise or family members.
~Please do not purchase an item less than 10 dollars with only a 100 dollar bill between midnight and 8 AM.
~When filling up gasoline, please do not expect me to know which number your vehicle is parked at.
~If you are in need of propane, please do not bring your tank into the store and place it upon my counter top.
~If you have made a mess, CLEAN IT UP yourself.
~Please do not bring in a huge pile of scratch/lottery tickets to be validated unless they are all winning tickets.
~Please do not place a large number of items upon my counter top, then proceed to walk away to shop futher when I have a line of customers behind you.
~When purchasing wireless minutes, phone cards or other types of telephone related items, please do not expect me to know your carrier and/or expect me to add minutes to your phone.
~If you have a complaint of any type, please SPECIFY the name of the employee that you were given trouble with, rather than proceed to belittle me.
That is all for now, I am sure I will have plenty more. Thank you for your time and have a NICE DAY!
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