Dark Wanderer

My day is once again made.

When the concerned books are nearby, I hide. When people in general are nearby, I hide. When the concerned books are combined with people in general reading them, I hide twice.

Going mad is quite fun. Death isn't necessary. It's no fun at all.

Looks like he's putting on a few pounds. Must strain your arms after a while.

I'm thinking Helryx. She was in one of your stories, and I seem to recall you saying that 'Gali' should really be her.

There are apparently some people who scam the scammers and make them do all sorts of stupid things. Looks like this lady is not one of them. And it appears, also, that this woman is an easy mark.

The only aliens I ever saw were at night, near an airport. Rather, not aliens, but planes doing freaky silent movie due to the Doppler effect, 'cuz the sound was behind the plane and I was in front of it. It's the kind of thing that makes you look twice.

At what point do they stop being riot police and start being ninjas?

Presidents need to ignore piddling small problems and think about stealing the Moon. Let's tell Obama. EDIT: "Let's go tell Obama?" Don't break what we've got going. Edited.

I have to ride seven miles every day, rain snow cold giant robots or what. And technically your face can't flash-freeze unless it's about 0 K.

Actually, I think it is Matoro Inika. We've got the right arms, correct chest armor plate, and a vaguely-Organic-Iden-ish thing. ...Even if it doesn't have any significance whatsoever.

I have to join just so it's even harder to tell members apart by their avatars and banners. *jabs finger in direction of modified banner*

You must have the shirt-sweater-camera-ipod-book gnomes. Nasty creatures, use a vacuum on 'em.

MN is full of epicness. Oh, and I should have won the Presidential race. Even thought I would take over the world and be one evil cool dude and steal the moon and Africa and set fire to the..

Mata Nui is... a freaking giant robot. His final cloaking of mystery coming off, and the whole island actually cracking and looking like an island sitting on top of a suddenly active giant would... They got this bit, at least, so right.