He turns 33 today. I wonder if he's a hobbit? If I throw a party and he shows up, will that make me cool?

- That would make you a god.

Yay!

- A very minor, ingratiating god. Compare the god of infomercials.

Oh.

That would be putting it nicely.

Aah, it's too much trouble, anyway. I'll just drink his health in my basement, alone.

- Good thinking. I'll send him a sarcastic PM for you.

Would you? Thanks.

-BC