A Mudkippy Tale I Should Have Recited Ages Ago
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This following story, my friends, enemies, and those to whom I am indifferent, is a concise summary of why I think Mudkip is awesome.
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This particular Mudkip was born... I forget, some time ago... on Route 120, hatched from my not-so-awesome Championship Swampert. At birth, it knew a small number of moves passed on from its father; what they were, I forget. Being one of those types who prefers speed above all else, I specifically bred it with a Hasty nature. It was not long until I started training it up, making it AWESOME. Some time later, at around Level 60, it was part of yet another Championship team, alongside new pet projects (puntastic) like my Gardevoir and old standbys like Chuck Norris Heracross. It had achieved a small degree of WIN, but that was the beginning. After raising it to Level 65 to match Heracross and Failnado Dragonite, I decided it was time to take Mudkip to the Battle Frontier.
When I got there, I chose to attempt the Battle Arena, just for the heck of it. It took ages, and Mudkip proved his worth every time, even where Heracross and Dragonite failed. Eventually, I got to fight Arena Tycoon Greta. Now, because this fight is so epic, I'll break it down into script form, with notes by me, m'kay? 
*drums at start of Frontier Brain battle theme*
Awesome battle music? Oh yes. 
ARENA TYCOON GRETA would like to battle!
Well, duh.
ARENA TYCOON GRETA sent out HERACROSS!
Go! HERACROSS!
D'oh!
Foe HERACROSS used MEGAHORN!
HERACROSS used MEGAHORN!
This left my Heracross with less than 2/3 HP; her Heracross barely fared better.
Foe HERACROSS used MEGAHORN!
HERACROSS used MEGAHORN!
Using SALAC BERRY, the speed of Foe HERACROSS rose!
D'oh!
Foe HERACROSS used MEGAHORN!
HERACROSS fainted!
NGAWWW!
Go! DRAGONITE!
I'm SO screwed. 
Foe HERACROSS used ENDURE!
DRAGONITE flew up high!
Foe HERACROSS used ENDURE!
DRAGONITE used FLY!
Foe HERACROSS ENDURED the hit!
Foe HERACROSS used REVERSAL!
DRAGONITE flew up high!
Nasty... This left Dragonite with around 74 HP or so. 
That's it! We will now go to judging to determine the winner!
DRAGONITE defeated Foe HERACROSS in a judge's decision!
Uh... yay?
ARENA TYCOON GRETA sent out UMBREON!
Pfft.
DRAGONITE used DRAGON CLAW!
Foe UMBREON used FAINT ATTACK!
Foe UMBREON's LEFTOVERS restored its HP a little!
DRAGONITE flew up high!
Foe UMBREON used PSYCHIC!
Foe UMBREON's attack missed!
Foe UMBREON's LEFTOVERS restored its HP a little!
DRAGONITE used FLY!
Foe UMBREON used PSYCHIC!
DRAGONITE fainted!
NGAWWW!
Do it! MUDKIP!
Foe UMBREON's LEFTOVERS restored its HP a little!
Uh... 
Foe UMBREON used FAINT ATTACK!
MUDKIP used IRON TAIL!
WHOA... that's quite a bit of impact from an unevolved starter. 
Foe UMBREON used CONFUSE RAY!
MUDKIP became confused!
MUDKIP is confused!
MUDKIP used SURF!
Foe UMBREON's LEFTOVERS restored its HP a little!
Mudkip's Special Attack sucks... what was I thinking?
Foe UMBREON used FAINT ATTACK!
MUDKIP snapped out of confusion!
MUDKIP used IRON TAIL!
Foe UMBREON's LEFTOVERS restored its HP a little!
This left Umbreon with around 1/4 HP left.
That's it! We will now go to judging to determine the winner!
MUDKIP tied the opponent UMBREON in a REFEREE's decision!
GRETA: Oh, come on! You have to try harder than that!
Oh, shut up. 
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And there you have it. Conclusive proof that Mudkips are WIN. Sure, I still lost, but remember: The Umbreon failed to bring down Mudkip in the end.
Oh, and if anyone even thinks of quoting memes...
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