Chuck Norris Facts Entry posted by 55555 September 16, 2008 572 views Share More sharing options... Followers 0 Chuck Norris has seven kids. Chuck Norris wrote a book. Chuck Norris's 100th birthday is next December. 55555
Dudebot5000 Posted September 16, 2008 Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris CAN divide by zero. Quote Link to comment
Eranok Posted September 16, 2008 Yay, me too! Chuck Norris can kill a rock. Chuck Norris punchd a knife blade and it broke. Is that how you do this? Quote Link to comment
Ngakunui Posted September 16, 2008 Lots of people fear the Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper fears Chuck Norris. "Tough" people eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all his grocery shopping at home improvement stores. Most scientists have jumped to the conclusion that nothing can travel faster than energy. Chuck Norris can outrun a beam of light without even trying. If the Cold War between the United States and Soviet Union had turned into an actual war, Chuck Norris would be the winner. If Chuck Norris had a dollar for every ninja he killed, he would be the richest man on Earth. Chuck Norris is the only thing capable of withstanding a Falcon Punch; thus solving the question of what happens if an unstoppable force impacts an unbreakable barrier. That's all I can think of off the top of my head... -Ngakunui Quote Link to comment
Comment Expired Posted September 16, 2008 Chuck Norris was funny when it was about Vin Diesel. Quote Link to comment
Shadow Kurahk Posted September 16, 2008 Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard. He has another fist. Quote Link to comment
Valtika Posted September 17, 2008 Chuck Noris can drown a Fish. Chuck Noris killed two stones with one Bird. This is fun! Quote Link to comment
Eranok Posted September 17, 2008 The invented the word Invincible because Chuck Norris was born. Um, who this Chuck Norris. Quote Link to comment
Shadow Kurahk Posted September 17, 2008 Who is Chuck Norris? Chuck Norris is just a really cool karate guy who stars in movies and shows. They exxagerate how strong he is. Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the worl and punch himself in the back of the head! Quote Link to comment
Makaru Posted September 17, 2008 Chuck Norris has not starred in a good movie since... ever. Chuck Norris shilled out for Bowflex. Chuck Norris owes all his fame to the internet. Every time Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks anything, he needs to put on A535. Because he's 68 years old. Quote Link to comment
Gryphus 1 Posted September 17, 2008 Chuck Norris has not starred in a good movie since... ever. Chuck Norris shilled out for Bowflex. Chuck Norris owes all his fame to the internet. Every time Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks anything, he needs to put on A535. Because he's 68 years old. The only true facts so far. Gryphus 1 Quote Link to comment
-Sidorak- Posted September 17, 2008 Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's chip. ~Sidorak The Hunter Quote Link to comment
Bfahome Posted September 19, 2008 Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. So can Adam Savage. Quote Link to comment
Xaeraz Posted September 21, 2008 Chuck Noris can drown a Fish. Chuck Noris killed two stones with one Bird. This is fun! Uh, fish CAN drown, dude. I could drown a fish if I wanted. Quote Link to comment
The Shouting God Posted September 21, 2008 Chuck Norris drinks Tabasco sauce without crying. MkII Quote Link to comment
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