I know, I know I've been away, but it was worth it. I've gotten A+ in three subjects (science, maths and english) and have finished S.T.A.L.K.E.R: Shadow of Chernobyl (I hope that's how you spell it ) and have started Clear Sky. If anyway has Clear Sky, PM me.

Anyway, I have an exciting new idea for you guys. We all love drinking cat milk, right? Well up until now it has been near impossible to mass produce due to a limited amount of milk per cat. As a result, using genetic engineering and fancy medical skills, I have created the Octacat! A cat with a single head and eight bodies! This cat can satisfy the ever growing demand for delicious cat milk and is easy to herd and tame! Buy an Octacat farm if you want to get in on this idea and if you don't feel like going in that deep, just buy a carton of Octacat milk and compare it to normal cat milk!