WRONG!!

They do have supernatural powers, not just pretend.

but wait that would mean narutos not a ninja!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 :( :(

UR WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > > > >

shush. I can totally get away with the bright colors thing. =O

~Sunneh

They did, however, avoid combat 95% of the time. Too noisy.

They used tricks and smart gadgets to kill.

Like the whole wearing shoes with animal paw-prints in them thing, or the eye-closer bombs which were little balls of sand and gunpowder.

Clever, and more interesting then DEATHHAX NO JUTSU.

This what happens when you modernize Japan, then nuke it, then expect them to live like they did before you decided it was the smart course of action to drop a large metal canister with nuclear material meant to explode in a big way onto them; they begin pawning their awesome heritage to you in the form of orange jumpsuit wearing angsty-yet-somehow-overly-energetic-and-cheery teenagers who shout more than they kill even though their ninja.

This what happens when you modernize Japan, then nuke it, then expect them to live like they did before you decided it was the smart course of action to drop a large metal canister with nuclear material meant to explode in a big way onto them; they begin pawning their awesome heritage to you in the form of orange jumpsuit wearing angsty-yet-somehow-overly-energetic-and-cheery teenagers who shout more than they kill even though their ninja.

The moral of the story is: Radiation results in fail.