Bored Stiff And Stiffly Bored
Sometimes, I just let the Oreo ice cream speak for itself.
Which it does so a lot, cause my stomach hates it, but my mouth is loving it.
Just like vacuum cleaners, but reversed.
See, that seems like an odd comment, but my stomach actually has vaccum magnetism. Now, because I suck at words, and my hand is on a footnail, I'm going to promptly forget what word I used to describe my magazineness. So like, if I'm around any small rodents, then the magnification is about 10x normal. My vacuum magnanimous is ginormous enough to bring any humans in the vicinity right up against my stomach. It's created awkward moments, but it can be very useful when I'm uh...um...trying to get humans stuck to my stomach? I dunno. But it does have special powers, like it increases the speed of light, sound, and Donald Trump.
So yes. I have vacuum MagLite.
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