I'm sure everyone is getting sick of these story updates. Yet, I couldn't resist....

Hey, you there! In the blue shirt! You look bored! Need a great read? Love epics? Then this is for you! Come and get it while it's hot! Chapter six of the virtually unknown epic, To Be or Not To Be is up NOW! That's right, folks! Freshly written and off the press! With an assorted array of sad and sweet, seriousness and hilarity, this is as varied an epic you can get. So that's right, you know you want to read this entertaining story of two wannabes from Po-Koro: the virtually unknown inventor Pomau, and the infamous backup Koli keeper and brother of Huki, Pohutu!

And just to let you know, even though I haven't had a review since 2006, and I doubt many people read it, I'm never givin' up on it!

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Like my salesmanship? That was fun to write.

-JG