Evidence?

-Omi

But Ian Thorpe was cooler than Michael Phelps.

Let's see Norris do that.

Also Mantax > Phelps

Notice the symbolic meaning of placing Phelp's name next to the Kaukau.

@Omi: This doesn't need proof. It's a Phelps Phact.

@Anata: Did Ian Thorpe win eight gold medals in a row, all world records, and give the Greatest Olympic Performance Ever? Nuh Uh.

@Rocco: You're right. As a matter of fact, he brooke the world record for most pronounced frown.

@Cholie: Wow, that picture was awesome. And totally true.

Your Honor,

Emperor Kraggh

What is this thing over Michael Phelps? Seriously, he didn't even smile when he got his medals.

He already has like 50. He doesn't want anymore gold medals.. he wants the world!

When the boogie man goes to bed at night, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris goes to bed at night, he checks under his bed for Phelps.

Phelps was the gold rush.

Prospectors dig for gold, and when they find it, yell "I've struck Phelps!"

Phelps swims so fast that he caused the ocean's currents to shift

Yeah, but Ian's got a nicer smile and cooler hair.

Notice the symbolic meaning of placing Phelp's name next to the Kaukau.

 

@Omi: This doesn't need proof. It's a Phelps Phact.

Facts still requie proof.

-Omi

Hmm... no AA facts...

~AA

Pics or it didn't happen!

M. Phelps does not swim, he just beats the crud outta the water 'till it takes him where he wants to go.

~EW~

EW, please read this. You should know better.

-Omi

I censored myself, lol. That, I do know, is not against the rules.

~EW~

I censored myself, lol. That, I do know, is not against the rules.

 

~EW~

The implication is still there. If you have to censor it, then don't even say it.

-Omi

Point taken.

~EW~

Michael Phelps has an amazing diet. All Pancakes, French Toast, a gallon of Orange Juice, and countless other foods that could give a regular person a heart-attack... or Stomach Explosion (And that's just for breakfast).

Like Two geese stuffed with molasses

A Barrel of Halloween Candy

And butter wraped with bacon

Point taken.

 

~EW~

Which means you edit your comment.

-Omi

This Phelps Phact doesn't need proof. It's a mathematical postulate.

A postulate is a statement that is accepted as true without proof

Your Honor,

Emperor Kraggh

LIEZ!!

Your Honor,

Emperor Kraggh

Michael Phelps is a very muscular swimmer, not skimpy. He also swims something like twelve miles per day. He got into the 2000 Sydny Olympics when he was 15. Want to be fed some more information?

Your Honor,

Emperor Kraggh

~CK

Michael Phelps can count to nine...in binary.

Your Honor,

Emperor Kraggh