1. Kativa gets sick.

2. Kativa can't talk.

3. Kativa gets stressed.

4. Kativa suddenly has to kill 7 Vortex Goliaths all at once in Hellgate:London.

5. Kativa fails repeatedly at killing so many gigantic demons at once, and he is only level 12. Since this is one of the few things Kativa can manage to do while he's sick, he has nothing else to do besides fight and fail repeatedly while waiting for dinner.

6. Kativa spews curses at the computer.

7. Hellgate:London gets turned and it's box is promptly hurled across the room, becoming a projectile missle for the cat which barely avoids being vaporized by said box.

8. Kativa attempts to call up two friends to invite to his birthday party. Too bad said friends check their answering machines once every few millenia.

9. It is an epic failure.

10. Kativa gets on Bzp and curses at the lack of anything happening.

11. Kativa attempts to transform Soundwave while waiting for a reply from Orb.

12. Soundwave refuses to cooperate.

13. Soundwave learns how to fly.

14. Tragically, learning how to fly also results in Soundwave becoming a parapeliegic.