You got me already! =D

Hey! I've been a customer of yours for YEARS!

Now give me a monster to clobber that there Kirby.

You got me already! =D

You now have a demon beast for your blog! Now if you'll just sign here.... *pulls out contract*

Hey! I've been a customer of yours for YEARS!

Now give me a monster to clobber that there Kirby.

Why certainly King Dedede,

That's what we do best here at NME.

That there Kracko better come with a money back guarentee!

I still remember the "monster made of solid gold" incident.

That there Kracko better come with a money back guarentee!

 

I still remember the "monster made of solid gold" incident.

Well, thanks to our new partnership with Aperture Science we have created The Aperture Science and NME Handheld Copy Device. Therefore you both get Kracko....

However, Dedede, you have unpaid bills. You only get Kracko Jr.

Is it just me or does this say that I agree to back up NME when they attempt world domination? 0.o

Is it just me or does this say that I agree to back up NME when they attempt world domination? 0.o

No... it doesn't... what it does say is that in the super-ultra-mega-fine-print that we already own the universe, and that we might spare you for being a loyal customer.

Oh. Okay. I'm glad I was just seeing things. *signs contract*

Oh. Okay. I'm glad I was just seeing things. *signs contract*

Ah. Excellent. *has Demon Beast downloader installed where you want it*

I sue NME for tresspassing on my universe.

~EW~

I sue NME for tresspassing on my universe.

 

~EW~

We already own the universe. Therefore suing doesn't work on us, because we own ALL the LAWYERS!

Even Phoenix Wright?

Or even *gasp* Harvey Birdman?!

Even Phoenix Wright?

Or even *gasp* Harvey Birdman?!

Nah, we took away their license to practice law.

All politicians have a price.

~EW~