Chuck Norris Nonsense Entry posted by Valtika October 28, 2008 260 views Share More sharing options... Followers 0 He won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves. Can You?
Whiplaaash Posted October 28, 2008 Chuck Norris can kill two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris is so fast ran across the world five times and caught up with himself. Chu- *gets hit by random Chuck Norris hater* Quote Link to comment
gali nuva mistika Posted October 28, 2008 Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He DECIDES what time it is. Quote Link to comment
~Blacklight~ Posted October 28, 2008 There is no chin beneath Chuck Noriss's beard, it's just another fist! Quote Link to comment
mOoO? Posted October 29, 2008 People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. Quote Link to comment
Xinlo Posted October 30, 2008 When Chuck Norris does pushups, he's actually pushing the earth down. Chuck Norris doesn't read. He simple stares at the book until he gets the info he needs. Outer space exists because it's too scared to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris. ~X Quote Link to comment
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