Lol.

Retail rule #219: never liquidate campaign merchandise.

Spray them with glue, then launch glitter all over them.

Slap a smiley face sticker in the middle, then hit them with a coat of clear gloss.

Then sell'em at the flea market.

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...oh, dude... or print up "awesome face" stickers for them instead!

Is it a Rural King store?

I got a shirt from mine that says 'If we're not supposed to eat animals, then how come they're made of meat?'

I think it's a Jeff Foxworthy quote, can't remember....