Arr matey, why be only one day for talkin' like a pie-rat?

Arrrrright! I be havin' fun t'rday.

SZ

Arrr, indeed it do be talk like a pirate day. Avast thar, ye scurvy scalawags. Avast thar!.

-Storm-

Arg, yes, it be Talk Like a Pirate Day. Now I can use me pirate talk. I be very good at being a pirate, ya know? I just be gettin' back from the pirate store. I bought me a plank for fifity percent off! Now me bad swabbies and maties can walk it! And if anybody here not be talkin' pirate, I be makin' ye walk the plank with 'em! Har har har! And that plank ain't leadin' to nowhere. It be leadin' to the sharks! Well, be having a piratey day, mates!