Because Nintendo is sexist.

But in SSB, she doesn't have to fight her way through an army off turtles and mushrooms.

Peach's lifelong ambition is to confuse Mario.

But in SSB, she doesn't have to fight her way through an army off turtles and mushrooms.

 

Maybe.

 

We need to have a game where Peach goes to rescue Mario.

 

BtB

Peach's lifelong ambition is to confuse Mario.

Probably.

But in SSB, she doesn't have to fight her way through an army off turtles and mushrooms.

 

Maybe.

 

We need to have a game where Peach goes to rescue Mario.

 

BtB

Isn't it called Super Princess Peach and available for DS?

It's only Melee she's good in.

She's not in SSB64 and she was nerfed badly in Brawl.

Isn't it called Super Princess Peach and available for DS?

Uh-huh.

It's only Melee she's good in.

 

She's not in SSB64 and she was nerfed badly in Brawl.

What changed? Her moves seem exactly the same to me.

Oh and the Peach Blossom OWNS. =D

Peach's lifelong ambition is to confuse Mario.

Probably.

But in SSB, she doesn't have to fight her way through an army off turtles and mushrooms.

 

Maybe.

 

We need to have a game where Peach goes to rescue Mario.

 

BtB

Isn't it called Super Princess Peach and available for DS?

WANT

It's only Melee she's good in.

 

She's not in SSB64 and she was nerfed badly in Brawl.

All of the Mario characters were overpowered in Brawl.

So was Toon Link.

I think she's having an affair with Bowser.

She's never around when Mario looks for her.

But he's too nice a guy to realize what's going on, so he just keeps trudging through endless seas of Goombas and Koopas, trying to find her, when she doesn't want to be found.

OMG

THIS COULD BE EXPANDED AND ENTERED IN WRACK'S CONTEST

Nah, if that was so, why did she bake Mario a cake for saving her in Super Mario 64?

Unless the cake was a lie. :0