About two weeks prior to the event, I - or rather, my parents - are, for some reason, trying to ascertain the nature of my attire for the Year 10 Formal.

Oh yes, did I mention the Formal?

Anyway, while my fellows are busy renting or buying dresses and suits for excruciating prices, my father went digging through his wardrobe and found several pieces - suit, waistcoat, countless ties, shoes - which fit me nearperfectly. So HAH. =D