Gunshots ring, are you listening,

In gulags, snow is glistening

A beautiful sight,

We're working tonight.

Living in a Soviet wonderland.

Gone away's the Revolution,

Here to stay... Smokestack pollution,

They're belching out smog,

All through the Gulag,

Living in a Soviet wonderland.

In the tundra we can build a snowman,

Then pretend that we will shoot him down

He'll say: What was that for?

We'll say: German!

Now you can do our jobs

You're trapped in town.

Years from nooooow,

We'll retire,

Have a hoooome,

Spare tractor tires,

But if They take it awaaaay,

Well that's just okay,

Living in a Soviet Wonderland.

On the tundra we can build a windmill,

And produce what we need for our town

We'll have lots of pain from the wind-chill,

And then the Capit'lists will knock it down.

When it snows, ain't it thrilling,

Though your nose gets a chilling

We'll frolic and play, the Communist way:

Singing in a military baaaaaand!