Have A Very Efficient Christmas
Gunshots ring, are you listening,
In gulags, snow is glistening
A beautiful sight,
We're working tonight.
Living in a Soviet wonderland.
Gone away's the Revolution,
Here to stay... Smokestack pollution,
They're belching out smog,
All through the Gulag,
Living in a Soviet wonderland.
In the tundra we can build a snowman,
Then pretend that we will shoot him down
He'll say: What was that for?
We'll say: German!
Now you can do our jobs
You're trapped in town.
Years from nooooow,
We'll retire,
Have a hoooome,
Spare tractor tires,
But if They take it awaaaay,
Well that's just okay,
Living in a Soviet Wonderland.
On the tundra we can build a windmill,
And produce what we need for our town
We'll have lots of pain from the wind-chill,
And then the Capit'lists will knock it down.
When it snows, ain't it thrilling,
Though your nose gets a chilling
We'll frolic and play, the Communist way:
Singing in a military baaaaaand!
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