My post count is at 1,233, people. This is it. I'll never reach 12,345, so my next post is the last one that's ever going to "count." Up from 1, you know what I mean.

*Phoof. Phoof.* (Releasing the pressure.) *Phoof. Phoof.*

. . .

Dagnabbit, I'll never make that post if I keep stressing over it!

Here goes, off to post. . . somewhere.

Update: It is now midnight, and I have not made my 1,234th post. Sleep comes first, I'm afraid.

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