A Very Deadly Christmas Pt. 2
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Part two
You reach for Richard Stallman's katana, the movement moving you just out of the distance of the explosion. As you pick up the sword, you feel Mr. Stallman's open-source magic flowing through the katana and into you. As you turn to face your foes, you see their ninja's, in brightly painted outfits similar to the eggs their throwing.
Now realizing you can see them, they pull out AK-47's and begin unloading on you. You roll out of the way, the bullets hitting a wall of GNU you create behind you. As you skid to a halt across from them, you feel the open-source flowing through more now, and you can sense the penguins of the north pole slowly gathering at your location.
In the meantime though, you need to hold off the ninja until they arrive. What do you do now?
You reach for Richard Stallman's katana, the movement moving you just out of the distance of the explosion. As you pick up the sword, you feel Mr. Stallman's open-source magic flowing through the katana and into you. As you turn to face your foes, you see their ninja's, in brightly painted outfits similar to the eggs their throwing.
Now realizing you can see them, they pull out AK-47's and begin unloading on you. You roll out of the way, the bullets hitting a wall of GNU you create behind you. As you skid to a halt across from them, you feel the open-source flowing through more now, and you can sense the penguins of the north pole slowly gathering at your location.
In the meantime though, you need to hold off the ninja until they arrive. What do you do now?
A. Slice-N-Dice!
B. Your santa, use some holly-jolly deathbeams from your hand.
C. Use more open-source injokes with the use of the magic of Richard Stallman.
D. Blow up the coal supplies to distract the ninja.
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