I GOT A DISTORTION PEDAL for my guitar. But now, every I GOT A DISTORTION PEDAL so often, I'm going to have to tell you I GOT A DISTORTION PEDAL that. I'm loving it! It cost I GOT A DISTORTION PEDAL over a hundred bucks, but it was well I GOT A DISTORTION PEDAL worth it, and was around half the I GOT A DISTORTION PEDAL price I thought it would be.

So now I'm adding to my ever-growing empire of guitar stuffs.

Praise me for my coolness here.