Happy Fesitvus to one and all! Since the feats of strength would be rather hard over the internet, I will merely give BZP a personalized, abridged Airing of Grievances.

Omi; You have disappointed me this year by listening to Lluvio for a time when he said to leave.

Robo; You have disappointed me this year by not updating your blogfic anymore.

Wrack; You have disappointed me this year by not giving pictures of your new TV yet.

Various people I RP with; You have disappointed me this year by not ICing often enough or late enough.

And finally, various members I won't mention by name due to how you've disappointed me; you have disappointed me this year by not being banned.

So, that's all that's BZP-appropriate and/or isn't for real-life stuff, a happy Festivus to all.