I want that job.

If I could put up with it long enough. >__>

But you have to deal with children.

I'm excellent at faking paying attention and dealing with people as long as I haven't spent the last 4 years of my life listening to them calling me to walk seven steps to refill their water for them because apparnetly they can't walk because of a broken arm.

I'm excellent at faking paying attention and dealing with people as long as I haven't spent the last 4 years of my life listening to them calling me to walk seven steps to refill their water for them because apparnetly they can't walk because of a broken arm.

Your life sounds like mine, only you actually care!

You'd be too skinny. Mac people can't wear fatsuits cuz it's a PC thing.

~EW~