My camera. It hates me. Just today, I droped it on the floor and it took a picture of the floor as it hit. I picked it up and dusted it off, the thing went off in my face.

Now I have a picture of the floor and a picture of my face. And a broken 300 dollar digital camera.

The good thing is, I bought it some time ago, so it's not like I'll be in the slums if I buy a new one.